Saturday, May 3, 2008

Barack Obama Stopped By Today

Barack Obama was in my hometown today. Little Tipton, Indiana. That's crazy. Hillary Clinton was just down the road from us a few days ago in Kokomo, Indiana. Man, we ain't had this big of news since Mr. O'Leary's barn burned down, and all his cows got loose and stampeded through the city park!!

But seriously... those cows could have really hurt somebody.

I have no secrets about my own political views. As the great author Douglas Adams wrote:

"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

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